I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.
I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them